I’ll go to bed in my work clothes then.
The term "freelancer" originally meant a knight not sworn to any particular lord's service - whose lance was free.
As an annual Valentine's fundraiser, the San Antonio Zoo allows patrons to name a cockroach after their ex, and then they will feed the cockroach to one of their animals. For a slightly higher donation, you can upgrade to naming a frozen rat after your ex.
Human brains are getting smaller over time.
SEGEL'S LAW states that "a man with a watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never sure."
Europe and America are (physically) drifting apart.
In spring 2015, students at Penn State could take a course on "wasting time on the internet".