Bro, how did you do that?🙀 https://t.co/3duqsEFyD1
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"Yeah mate, could I get a pint of that expresso [sic] martini?" he said. "Yeah, no beans on top this time."
"We still don't know what it is," he said.
Dropping his fork dramatically onto the table, the hungover man sighs and pushes the plate forward, to signal he's given up on what's left of the meal.
Her phone is brighter than my future https://t.co/enqxAITcKZ
PROPERLY!! Despite his ADD, Brisbane boy Marnus Labuschagne has today received a standing ovation from a hometown crowd of adoring fans. Marnus has been able to prove to the hypercritical baggy green alumni that when he’s on he’s on. In fact, his decision to go against all other advice and keep that fucking shit up has paid off. This effort has today saved him from potentially getting his guts squashed out his fucking arse in a hog pile by a bunch of middle aged ex-players who take issue with his unorthodox batting style. Marnus has today notched up the first century of the Gabba Test, in a day that has been rather forgettable for a vast number of the batsmen in the Australian side. The old boys were approached for comment but they were too busy talking about how much money they made batting fucking properly in the early 2000s.
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On second thought...😼 @MeowedOfficial https://t.co/MuscjP0XGU
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When someone is eating food that I want 📹 pankothecorgi | IG https://t.co/RZLZpNfa8m
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Getting the shot, but still saving money. 📹@karenxcheng https://t.co/bElT7xPKJQ
Too busy doing side quests https://t.co/7rASyOzHBK